Monday, February 27, 2006

I have just seen a doctor.

He said it's flu virus. Good news is my temperature has came down. It was 37.4 deg cel at 1pm.

I'm still feeling like shit. Can't catch my breath. No strength. Blah blah.

Fuck.

Mr Chongky
1:58 PM

Fuck it's now 39.4 degrees cel...

Mrs Chongky is right. Where got people high fever for 2 days one. Furthermore i am sweating quite a bit (read a lot) these two days. High fever and sweating... definitely something is wrong.

Somemore i got take medicine ok. I took 2 panadol last night and 2 more just now. I drank one whole bottle of herbal tea before i slept last night.

I hope it's not something serious. Like SARS or dengue. Worse is Mrs Chongky isn't feeling quite well too.

Argh! How?

Mr Chongky
6:08 AM

Sunday, February 26, 2006

39.3 degrees very high meh?

That was taken this afternoon. Last night i was damn feverish. I suspect it was over 40. Lucky my brain not smoked. Maybe it is, but i won't know right. Let me know if you find something wrong with my behavior.

I think i almost died. The fever last night was high. I couldn't sleep. Eventually i do, but it was a disturbed one. Waking up every 30 or 40 mins to visit the washroom and to drink water. I think i have used up 1 whole box of tissue since yesterday.

I'm ok now. At least i do feel better after panadol. Thanks dear.

Mr Chongky
9:01 PM

Friday, February 24, 2006

It's Friday.

So together with the good news that Mrs Chongky done well in her interview, it calls for a celebration. Hence buffet dinner is at Sakae Sushi.

This time we only managed 32 plates (lousy considering the 49 portions the last time) and udon and the mochi and the Mr Chongky's fav cold water melon. Hey cold water melon is good k. Last time when my dad used to cut the whole fruit, ice it and i could finish half of it myself. Wahaha...

I think i'm sick. I couldn't eat much. Mr Chongky couldn't eat = si beh sick.

If you haven't seen me today, i look like a human hotdog. Still cooking on fire kind. Which is nothing scary compared to the two totally charred human hotdogs you could watch in Final Destination 3. It's not just the end result. You get to watch it from raw till cooked and then catch fire.

Well this isn't quite the most painful scene. Wait till you watch the head of the football player smashed by weights. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........

Or the nails through the head image. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........

Well i shouldn't have chose singlet over rashguard when i go kayaking. This kind of stuff happen every now and then and i get away with it sometimes. On other time i kanna burnt like this.

Sigh.

It's hard to strike a balance between being part of the group and being my profesional self. When it comes to kayaking, i do it so much, i was taught so much, i conduct myself like a professional. I can't say it know that much when it comes to dancing, but kayaking wise i'm definitely up to it.

Yesterday i thought i could do with my rashguard, so i appear more with the rest who don't have one. Then picking boat time i chose the normal general purpose kayak, to appear the same again. It's damn unsuitable with my heavy butt and lousy spray skirt. So i sank quite a bit before i switched to sea kayak.

Stupid me. I should have chose the professional way out. Even if it means not being part of the group. At least i have a way to ensure everyone is safe by taking the biggest boat and taking care of myself. So when the time comes for me to react, i have the ability to. JB is right. Thank you.

Mr Chongky
11:29 PM

Thursday, February 23, 2006

I sneaked out of my busy schedule to my paradise in JB this afternoon.

Actually it doesn't look like paradise on the outside. To others it's just City Sq.

Well i found slightly cheaper quite expensive specs in there, great clothes at affordable prices, even greater food with even affordable prices.

So now Mrs Chongky has new specs. Mr Chongky is fatter by at least 2 kg.

We are happy family.

Well all the best in interview later. I know you can do it. You're the best!

Mr Chongky
2:28 AM

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

You Have Good Karma

In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots.

I knew i'm a good guy.

Mr Chongky
7:17 PM

Ice skating weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I just went ice skating at Fuji Ice Palace. Well it's not exactly a basketball size rink. Pretty big to me, nice, cool with all the elegant kiddos learning figure skating.

So now i want my daughter to do ice skating and my son to do horse riding. My second daughter will learn ballet and my second son will learn piano.

Oh and my first daughter will be named Hazel Chongky. First son will be Almond Chongky. Second daughter Yanyan Chongky and second son Pocky Chongky.

Hmmm wait i have other names as well. Like Tiffany, Chanel,Dior, Gucci but these are all Mrs Chongky's suggestions!

See my ideas are a lot better.

No Wait! Mrs Chongky now thinks Prada is a nice name. So is Louis Vutton.

See! Get what i mean *roll eye

She has the best taste in guys but weird suggestions in her mind.

Back to ice skating. I think my butt is bruised. Because i kept falling on my big fat ass.

You Are Skiing

Graceful, athletic, and gusty - you're willing to put it all on the line. You're willing to take big risks for big rewards.

I knew ice skating isn't for me.

Oh did you catch the Winter Olympics on Channel 5? Pretty cool stuff all (mid)night long.

Your Summer Anthem is Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Your summer forecast: freaky and full of drama!

Woo hoo summer is coming!

Hey i gotta go sleep le. If you're reading my blog do drop me a line anytime on my tagboard on your right. Should you happen to stare into an empty space, kindly place your mouse cursor over it and right click go to refresh.

Thank you.

Love,
Mr Chongky aka the big fat neh

Mr Chongky
7:06 PM

You Are the Very Gay Tinky Winky!

Purple with a gay pride symbol... how could he not be gay? And that red purse is divalicious!

I'M NOT GAY!!

Mr Chongky
10:32 AM

Guys, bad news.

I'm 81.3 kg. Which makes me 10 kg heavier than i was in July. And it's not because i zhng my neh lor. If i make my arms lift my bloody heavy body up of course arms will be zhnged wah. But i'm still bloody heavy.

FUCK. Isn't this a case for worry?!

So i'm going to slim down by next Fri. Serious weight loss programme. Coach kayaking class. Go for salsa training. And of course gyming.

I want to win that tri-challenge.

But guys you all relax ok. I just want to do well myself. You try your best and i would be happy. Winning or losing doesn't matter much to me.

Anywayz here's some get-to-know-Chongky stuff.

You Should Try Ice Climbing

Cold, challenging, and downright scary And there's no way the snow is breaking your fall

Maybe i should have chose to go for Mera Peak Expedition. Too bad, money and dream. Money comes ahead at times like this.

You Have A Type B+ Personality

B+ You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions

Shit i didn't have Type A personality. Well B+ is still pretty close. Weeeeeeeeee!

How Your Attitude Ranks

Your Attitude is Better than 40% of the Population If you scored... 80-100: You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life. 60-79: You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you. 40 - 59: You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones. 20 - 39: You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good. 0-19: You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat!

Shitty, i just realised i'm a sucker myself. Why didn't you guys tell me?!

Mr Chongky
9:59 AM

Sunday, February 19, 2006

I just realised why the last post didn't make sense. Because i didn't check the format and the URL didn't appear correctly.

Yup so it's corrected now so PLS go do the survey (said with the do-it-or-i-knock-out-your-two-front-teeth-expression).

Last night Mrs Chongky and i went out with a groups of friend. Er i mean Mrs Tiffany (Dolace & Gabbana Gold Razor) Chongky.

I swear the Team people are right. Inflation happens and now the next gift i am supposed to get is the limited-edition-released-in-2005-only-available-in-Europe-1000-pieces-worldwide-but-in-fact-less-than-that-because-people-like-Paris-Hilton-reserved-for-themselves gold razor.

Anywayz, Mrs Tiffany (DGGR) Chongky and one of her friend (who fails Tiff&Co101) met another tai tai friend (with Tiff too).

Friend who fails Tiff&Co101: Oh Tiff Chongky's bracelet is nicer cos it's TIFFANY.
Friend with Tiff: Hmm actually it's from Tiffany. I got it for my sweet 16.
Tiff Chongky: Shit i'm so jia lut i only get this for my 21st birthday.
Friend who fails Tiff&Co101: ......

Never look down on anyone, especially those with car.

I think it's ok to not know things. But if don't know the best thing to do is to shut up and not act as if you know shit.

Mr Chongky
4:52 PM

Friday, February 17, 2006

Do a survey on me.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Chongky

Thank you.

Mr Chongky
4:16 PM

Thursday, February 16, 2006

I have been going library quite often recently. Ever since CNY i lost the mood to study and i thought going library will help rekindle that passion.

Well it didn't work out that well.

Anywayz i notice that sch library is getting more and more noisy. What the fuck. I don't pay 6k for this sort of premium service in city.

This afternoon i went to library after lunch. Sitting in the corner where the Xtreme people hang out. And there's this group of *#%@(^(&#%@#% (practising self censorship) girls talking very loudly. Two of the on the phone and two of them to each other. Throughout the first 5 minutes i was there they were talking and talking and talking. The best part is they have the cheek to look back when i stare at them.

5 minutes later i could take it anymore and &@^!@^*!^%#.

Ok i only speak out loudly "Can you all keep quiet for a while".

And it works. They whisper all the way till i left the library an hour later.

Uneducated morons i wonder why these people are in my school. Bloody hell. 8 years old kid will also know that "Please remain silent in the library". - I remembered this poster from pri sch.

Fringing annonying. And the past few times the ones who talk are always uncivilised @^%$!*&^#@?>. (self censorship again)

You cannot blame me if i am biased. They simply give me bad impression all the time.

PS:
1) This is a politically correct blog. As a good netizen, i practise self censorship for fear of joining those bloggers in jail.
2) To clarify last post, i like my balloon. I took it out just now and it's accompanying me while i'm trying to do homework. *Yawn...

Mr Chongky
10:27 PM

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Well it's the most overrated day of the year again. I have always been quite disgusted with this day, seeing all the gosh couples all over the place.

But this year is different. I have Mrs Chongky with me to make sure i spend the day just like those gosh couples.

So i joined in the tradition of buying flower, getting a sweet valentine day's present, and going for nice dinner at night.

Now Mrs Chongky is no longer Mrs Chongky.

She is Mrs Tiffany Chongky. I never spend $340 on myself just like that. I think the closest deal must be my specs that costed $300.

And since I just spent a hell lot of money, i'm now officially Mr Poor Daddy Chongky.

Sigh.

But i'm really glad the money is well-spent. It is a small sum considering that it fulfilled the dream someone has since Sec 2. And the flower i got through my pal is nice too. Thanks Jazzlady. The keychains are sweet too. Must thank Jackie for doing a great job of wrapping them up. Wahaha...

I must be so tired that i can't organise my verbal vomit. Must be the sushi buffet that making me drunk. Fringing 49 portions for 2 person at Sakae. OMG.

Oh i must tell you people one last thing. If you are getting present for me, get something that is practical ya. Like tops or shorts or bags or you know... those stuff i will use very often. I'm just very easily irritated at the thought of spending on not so useful stuff because i can figure out million ways of buying something else that is gonna be so useful.

Yupz.. that's all for now. Happy V day my friends.

Mr Chongky
11:33 PM

Monday, February 13, 2006

I'm so tired. I'm so dead. I can't finish my work on time.

Ok that wasn't meant to be funny.

I have enough of everything and i couldn't be bothered much. Yesterday i was so tired after conducting my class i went to sleep the whole of afternoon. Waking up only to teach tuition, and continued to sleep after dinner.

And i'm still so tired. But then i'm already pretty happy with the rest i have gotten so far.

Made up with my lost childhood by learning inline skating. Yes together with bicycling, skating is banned because it is dangerous. Oh well, after falling down so much this afternoon i'm no longer afraid of falling anymore.

The only thing that frightens me is damaging my face.

Wahaha...

Fuck lah. Let me get down to work proper. It's going to be dinner time at 7pm. Which means i have one damn hour to come up with 3 and half pages of analysis.

Fuck lah.

Mr Chongky
5:49 PM

Thursday, February 09, 2006

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

Hmmz, i would like to get married soon though. Wahaha... otherwise it's very true.

You Are 56% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

Shit i didn't realise i'm so weird... shhh don't go around telling everyone ya.

I suggest you don't bother looking at the next test result. It assumes that there are only 9 personalities. How can this be right. Everyone is so different and there are more than 9 people in this world.

Your Personality Profile

You are nurturing, kind, and lucky. Like mother nature, you want to help everyone. You are good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive. A seeker of harmony, you are a natural peacemaker. You are good natured and people enjoy your company. You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you.

I love Ben and Jerrys!!

You Are Fossil Fuel Ice Cream

What does liking "fudge dinosaurs" say about someone?

Ok now i hate Ben ad Jerry.

Mr Chongky
5:06 PM

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

I am very pissed. Just got reminded of my differences with KT.

If you guys trust me to help the T improve the standard of skills, why don't you all accommondate me and shift your training day? I am not saying change from all Saturdays to all Sundays. At least can alternate or something right. So blame me for not showing up at training.

And if everyone is looking at me so closely, why no one realises that i am pissed and offer to talk to me? I must erupt first and kpkb to people then suddenly got people concern about this development. Fuck lah. You think i'm attention seeker. If i don't care about how this whole T is going i won't even kpkb. I have a lot of better things to do.

Like going for jazz class. Fucking put it off for two terms already.

I know this post is damn politically incorrect. But i don't give a fuck. Because meeting i also not around can't say anything. I don't know why i am not around. Oh! I remembered there was one last dec on a SATURDAY.

I think i remembered volunteering for i/cs and comm post... how come i didn't get any? If i have gotten some task then should be in the minutes right. Hmmm...

Sometimes there are things that i can't just answer.

Like i look at the KT constitution and realise i'm not in the core team management at all. Yes i am not in because i am inactive. I really haven't met some of them myeslf. Maybe i didn't take initiative. Hmmm... I thought i did?

Really i can't be bothered with this kind of stuff. I can say this is my last effort in improving things in X and KT. If i am still disappointed i will go outside do my own stuff. I have a CP Team outside waiting for me to join them in training. I have a lot of classes waiting for me to teach. I have a lot of challenging expeditions that i want to accomplish.

Probably this is going to spoil my own chance at running the crew IF I DECIDED TO. I don't give a shit. If no one gives a shit to me i don't give a shit to no one. Gettit?

Mr Chongky
4:47 PM

Woo hoo!

I just finished my CT presentation. Yeah!! One day free up for the rest of the term. Sianz man, last night i was still rushing my CT assignments for today till 11pm. Headache, eye infection, only ate 2 pancakes for the entire day, woke up since 7am. Sigh, well it's over.

Oh stay away from me. I have sore eyes and supposed to stay away from school for 2 bloody days. Siao, how can i afford to do that?

In office wear today. Damn smart. I hate to admit this, but i always like office wear. Wahaha...

I remembered when i was in Sec 3, they have this chinese drama on channel 8. SNAG on wed nights 10.30pm. It's about this guy who is sensitive and the show revolves around his work life, love life, social life. And i'm really inspired by his office, and the work wear. Haha...

So i told my mummy, i want to work in Shenton Way when i grow up. Because i can wear office wear everyday.

-_-"

Well i'm almost there now. SMU. JP Morgan Internship Talk later.

Almost there.

Mr Chongky
10:25 AM

Monday, February 06, 2006

Hey guys, try to catch 9 Lives on Arts Central k. It's on Mon 9pm. Sounds pretty promising. The drama is based on improvisation, commonly used in theatre. Scripts done using improvisation are actually words from actors themselves. They make up their lines based on given scenarios and then the writer piece them up.

The show stars Pam Oei, Sni Hussin, Beatrice Chia and Lim Yu Beng. Woo hoo!!

Thought i should share a quote also.

MEN WEREN’T REALLY THE ENEMY—
they were fellow victims
suffering from an outmoded
masculine mystique that made
them feel unnecessarily
inadequate when there were
no bears to kill.
—Betty Friedan
The Feminine Mystique

Ms Frieden died on Saturday because of congestive heart failure at the age of 85. She was the founder of modern feminist movement in the States. In 1963 she publised the book "The Feminine Mystique which in turn lay the groundwork for the feminist movement.

All that i wrote about just now are from today's Today. Strangely, Today is especially interesting today. Is me or is it today's Today?

Mr Chongky
10:43 PM

Feels like puking.

Think i had too much junk this morning. Kuay, teh tarik, chilli hotdog bun.

Have been sick since yesterday. Not very sick but yes, feeling unwell.

Think what happened yesterday was real tough on body.

Looking forward, have two assignments to finish today. Shit... i'm next to having done nothing.

I'm stuck in a mess.

Was doing this timetable thingy in lecture just now and friend beside me asked me what was it. I replied,

"Organising my life"

Wahaha...

Goodz lah.

Jia lut, i still feel like puking.

To Mrs Chongky who is sitting beside me doing work: I love you!! Wahahaha...

Mr Chongky
2:12 PM

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Item lost: Chongky's Pride
Description of item: I don't know, not very big. But it's there. You need to look carefully to know that it's actually there.
Place: School
Time: Sunday
Reward: Nothing, but please try to find it and pass it back to me. I can't believe i could break down just like that without it.

Mr Chongky
2:18 PM

Friday, February 03, 2006

Mr Chongky
5:10 AM

I have another wish now.

I wish i know photoshop. Then i can edit my own picture make myself more yan dao and post it on the blog (primary aim). After that i'm going to edit my picture make myself super duper fat and preview the fat me.

Wahaha...

After supper/dinner last night, i weighted myself and to my (pleasant) horror, i'm now almost 80 kg.

Almost because i'm only 79.9, or so said the scale.

Mrs Chongky is very worried for my health and insists that i exercise. Please lah, how i go zhng my neh if i have a quiz on saturday, 1 homework to hand in on the same morning but i haven't read my 3 lecture (of which i missed one) worth of text, and finish my part for Saturday meeting?

I don't care anymore ah. I'm going to be a fugly fat happy Chongky donkey.

HAHAHAHA....

I'm so glad my lappy baby is still ok. Someone spilled water on my baby!! Lucky it's ok. I thought having my baby dropped on the bus is bad, but the worse just appeared.

Lucky shit.

Please don't let anything happen to my baby.

Mr Chongky
12:18 AM

Thursday, February 02, 2006

I must tell you what i did today.

Nothing.

Haha... ok not really nothing. Distracted day again. Can never get myself to read the text. Anywayz, went Kim's Wok for "reunion dinner". Kim's Wok is located at Beach Road, opp. Shaw Tower, or is it plaza? Aiya the one behind Bugis lah...

The hokkien mee is damn good. Wait till i get my digital camera and get someone to teach me how to put pictures and links on this blog, i'm going to take the damn picture of the delicious food and show you all. Wahaha...

Back to the food. It was really good. Mrs Chongky had XO (extra oysters) hokkien mee. I can't believe the size of the XXXL oyster till i see it with my very own eyes. Freaking hugh... i thought it was mussel, except it looks like oyster. 6 oysters and 4 L prawns (Mrs Chongky had giant prawns from M'sia before so these are not big enough to her) and sotong and the usuals but better noodle and it's only 8 doll-lah.

Imagine 6 X orgasm just by eating oysters.

Ok that wasn't me because i can't stand the fishy taste of it.

Wahaha...

And the special hokkien mee is topped with egg, which sets it apart from the normal vision i had.

By the way, the normal one costs 4.

Alright i got to go shower le. Lappy's running dry on juice.

Oh ya... if you go there please don't drink their water chestnut. It's very good!

But damn sweet and having one glass makes Mr Chongky very sick. *Cough cough

Mr Chongky
12:54 AM

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Slept the whole day away.
Drank a bit too much. The thing about me is i don't knock out. I just feel very bad and lousy till the effect wears off. Even if i managed to fall asleep it won't be a good one.
So i fight the urge to puke the whole night, took a short nap in the evening and woke up with a big time huge ass hangover.
On a bright note, i finished my bourbon. Woo hoo~
So i don't mind another bottle if you happen to fly. I'll return the cost k. This time i want gin. At least gin tonic tastes better than bourbon.
Good night everyone.

Mr Chongky
2:28 AM